Candice & Sandy
ah, the boat-people
San Francisco • Lahaina, Maui • Honolulu, Oahu •
Pago Pago, American Samoa
Lautoka, Fiji • Auckland, New Zealand • Christchurch, New Zealand
Wellington, New Zealand • Sydney, Australia • Melbourne, Australia
Adelaide, Australia • Albany, Australia • Perth, Australia; Exmouth, Australia
Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia • Hong Kong • Shanghai, China • Halong Bay, Vietnam
Ho Chi Min City, Vietnam • Bangkok, Thailand • Ko Samui, Thailand • Singapore
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia • Phuket, Thailand • Cochin, India • Mumbai, India
Muscat, Oman • Dubai, United Arab Emirates • Salalah, Oman • Petra, Jordan • Cairo
Sharm El-Sheikh, Egypt • Athens, Greece • Rome, Italy • Southampton, England
We would make some pretty good advance-men for all you travel bugs out there. I think we were shanghaied the other day on Fiji. We had breakfast the day earlier with this couple from Australia, who own their own farm, and we started to talk about Fiji and what the plans were going to be for the day. Now these people are well traveled. They've even been through Arkansas antique hunting. They told us when they use to come to Fiji they'd take the bus out to Nadi (pronounced Nandi - another stealth language) where all the resorts were and visit the beach. After talking with them, we thought, that sounds pretty good. Go out get some 'resort' time, beach sun and a little internet to continue downloading the first episode of "Lost" for Candice on her i-tunes card. Then come back into town and do some shopping. In the bag!
So much so 'in the bag' that I didn't even consult my personal research notes that I put together before we left the US. The only thing I remembered about my research was that Vijay Singh (sp?), the big Fijian golfer, was from Lautoka, Fiji. (PS - we didn't bump into him. He was from the other side of the island).
So, just to confirm what the hell we were doing, we got off the boat and went to the information booth to confirm our plans. We thought we covered all the pertinent questions; Are the beaches good? Yes. Do you just pay a day rate for use of the resort facilities? Yes. Does the bus go out there? Yes. What resorts are out there? Westin, Fijian Royal, etc. Sounded good to us. So we caught the shuttle into town, stopped in a grocery store for some Coke and to get change for the bus and walked over to the stop.
Nice drive out to Nadi. We knew the resorts weren't on the bus line, so the closer we got to Nadi, I asked this lady which stop we needed to take to walk down to the resorts. She was very helpful and rang the bell for us and we were on our way down the road to the 'resorts.' As we were walking in the hot sun a taxi cab driver approached us and asked if we needed a cab. We told him we were headed to the beach and that we'd need a ride back to the ship around 2:45 p.m. He said he'd take us to the beach and return at that time to take us back to town for $35. We accepted the offer (no time to dicker in the heat) and piled into his car across the street. On the ride to the beach he told us that we was taking us to the best beach. We said 'alright' and were thankful that we took a cab out to the water because there were some turnoffs on the road, it was a pretty desolate road and it would have been quite a hike out there.
So we drive up to this small resort and get out. We're looking for the big resorts but they don't seem to be anywhere around. We're told that we can use the hotel facilities and pool as much as we want. We walked out to the beach and grabbed some shade and chairs by this Australian dude who was waiting for the wet season to be over so he could go back home. Needless to say, the beach is not much to look at. Dark bits of sand mixed with brown made it look dirty but it wasn't. This Australian guy proceeds to tell us this is the worst beach on the island. I said, "Is that so? Our driver told us that it was the best." This guy continues telling us that we can hike out to the Garden of the Sleeping Giant or take a horseback ride on the beach for $20. The conversation turns back to the beach and he tells us that the really nice beaches are on all the surrounding 320 smaller islands that surround the two main islands.
Well we spent so much time getting our money changed, taking the bus and getting out there that we had no time to reconfigure our plans. So, we sat there with our Aussie dude, a little dumb struck, and asked him a few more questions about the beach situation. He pointed out in the far off distance the harbor where all the ferries and boats to the other islands operate out of and said there was shopping too but no beaches at the marine. He said we were better off at this beach than over at the marina. On the other side of the marina were the nicer resorts where we thought we were headed. We debated getting a taxi all the way out there but also realized we'd be that much further from the ship. So after getting in the water we grabbed our stuff and headed up two more 'resorts.' We stopped at the largest, Smuggler's Cove, and went inside to purchase some internet time.
Slow doesn't begin to describe the speed of this internet on Fiji. So slow that Candice decided to give up on the download and on top of that it was draining our battery pretty quickly. We did bring the power source BUT their outlets have a third slit instead of the round hole that the US works off of. So we kept to the email and blog posting. After that we grabbed two chairs out under a shade hut on the beach and relaxed a bit. I started talking with some girls in the pool from Canada that were staying there about this 'beach' situation. They confirmed that you have to get a boat and go island hopping for the really good beaches and even the Westin's beach wasn't much better than the one we were on now.
I ended up taking a walk down the beach towards the marina and on my way back i discovered that the beach we were at really was a nice setting with the mountains in the background and the group of palm trees by the 'resorts.' I went back and got the camera and walked back out to the sandbar for some shots.
Needless to say, we would have needed a lot more time on Fiji to do what we wanted to do since the ship was 1.5 hours away from the marina where these day trips went out of. Fiji is not quite what they advertise in the glossy travel magazines for people visiting by cruise ship. Exotic means not on the mainland not just out in the South Pacific. None of the research I did prior to the trip ever mentioned this fact either. Even after the 20 question session, research, and referrals we still didn't get it right. But all-in-all we salvaged the day, had a good laugh after the shock wore off and came to appreciate the beach we were on despite the fact that it was a FAR cry from what we had envisioned.
Next time we come back we'll know better but for now let us be your advance man -- GET OFF THE BIG ISLAND if you ever decide to visit Fiji!
Sandy
At-least the mountains are pretty.
To answer some of your comments. Grandpa, no more meat on my bones. Despite eating a lot more, I think I am losing weight (lack of Coke-Cola will do that). Jack, there are a couple of bands onboard for the different bars and what not. The main orchestra is pretty good. They do a lot of the stage shows with the dancers and Cunard singers. They also came up for the Neptune ceremony. Katzenjammer was a piano duo that came on for some special shows. Four hands; one piano. They were really good.
crj
Here are some pictures from Pago Pago, American Samoa.
Chris, there will be a charge for $10 on credit card in Samoa.
To put things in perspective, when you guys started watching the super bowl, we were sitting down for a noon lunch. Central time is five hours ahead of us.
crj
Bond, Sandy Bond
'007' was the theme in the casino last night and if you hit on "00" or "7" straight up, you also won a martini. I won on 7! So, they paid me 35-1 and brought me my martini. I felt so Bond-ish and international sitting there drinking it. Well, I can't say I'm a fan of vermouth but I kept trying to get an acquired taste for it. Then when Candice and I went up for pizza, the martini lost all it's mystic. Since there wasn't money floating around the table, no James Bond movie theme music being played in the background, and the lack of tuxedos the allure was long gone. Needless to say I left the rest of the drink on the table with the plate of pizza crust up on the Lido deck. I just need them to change it to a Jack Daniel's promo so I can win a free whiskey sour instead!
I've taken up fencing as of 9 a.m. this morning. Quite the sport! More exerting than you think. It was fun and our instructor, Chris, is certified with the British Fencing Board to teach the class. If you can believe it, we had to sign a waiver. I asked if we were signing our 'eye' away instead of our life. It was very safe but deceivingly wearing, hot and sweaty. Other classes to follow once Candice gets her first lesson under her belt, I'll duel her. On-guard!
Pollywogs - We'll be No More!
Pollywog: Someone who has never crossed the equator by way of water. We crossed the equator today, Friday, Feb. 5th, and there is an historic tradition which dates back to the 14th century when the Spanish and Portuguese explorers discovered that the world was not flat. The excitement of sailing into the southern part of the world became a quasi religious/mythological play involving King Neptune and his court for all those who were 'crossing the line' for the first time. Pollywogs would be coated with various nasty liquids found in the bilge of the ship and then suspended by the ankles and plunged into the sea.
Well the bilge that Cunard used today was leftover breakfast foods from the buffet, pasta and whipped topping. After King Neptune and his court 'came aboard' we paraded in and duly kissed the fish! Then the prosecutions started, punishment was administered and the food started flying! What fun! After the ceremony we all got in the pool to wash off and I felt a little sorry for the crew that had to clean up the mess. Needless to say this pool was closed for the rest of day for cleaning. Candice and I thought we survived pretty good until one of the pirates spotted Candice waving to the camera and smiling. Soon she was pinned down on the table and getting the 'full works' treatment. I tried to come to her rescue but the floor was one big slick mess. It was funny and the pictures that Gail and Leona took for us tell the whole story. We'll post them later when we are on land when the uploads won't take so long.
We survived the crossing and received a certificate from the captain that was delivered to our cabin marking our initiation. Just call us Shellbacks from now on! Of course, all this will be played out again as we cross back over the northern hemisphere.
Timing, Postings and E-mails
I think we are about to get our bearings down as far as getting our messages out. We thought we had it all figured out the other day when we had moved the pictures and the text to our jump-drive but when we went to the internet cafe on the ship there was no way to access the computers. I guess they are afraid of catching a virus. So it wasn't as simple as we planned. We have since re-grouped and think we have a plan of attack. We will post text while on the ship and post pictures while on land IF internet is available. So these first few postings will be long and contain quite a few days. Hopefully, we'll get this down pat. We only have 11 more weeks to figure this out! Ha, ha.
Shout Out
Welcome to the Jackson's. Our newest fans on the blog! Welcome to all other first-timers too!
Cyclone
We went through a cyclone last night and on to early this morning. It was in its infancy, so that was a good thing. The Captain announced today that we didn't get a warning soon enough to change course and it was going to be inevitable. So scratch that off my list of things to do in life, experience a cyclone - check. We call our hallway the 'chasm of death' because it squeaks, creaks, and talks so much. This ship was just launched in 2007, so it's not because it's old. I think it is because we have the weight of the life boats on both sides of our deck and that puts a little stress on the boat but Candice thinks its because we are in the center of the boat. Probably a little bit of both.
Stealth Alphabet
Tomorrow, Superbowl Sunday, we will be in Pago Pago. We have discovered that Pago Pago is pronounced Pango Pango. Now we've gone from the Hawaiian language of very few consonants to a language with hidden ones. At least we are not renting a car on this island. As a matter of fact I don't even think there is such an animal on this small island. There is no public transportation so it will be all foot work for us. I will be hunting for this hotel called the Rainmaker Hotel. It was built back in the 60's and is now owned by the government. it is in such disrepair that they tell you, you must stay at least one night for kicks. Doors are off the hinges, shutters missing and the swimming pool is green with algae. It has been dubbed the shabbiest hotel in the South Pacific. They say politicians meet there regularly. I'll check out who is 'in the house' if I can find it and report back to you. Care to lay any bets?
Sandy
Third post for one day but you got to catch the internet when you can.
Got up early today as we sailed into Lahaina and it was just gorgeous seeing all the surrounding smaller islands. The whales were busy but nothing to good to see at first. After grabbing some pineapple on the lido deck, I spotted some fins and tails, so I went back out on deck and OH MY GOSH, a family of whales were swimming up to the boat. They probably thought we were their mom. I walked the length of the boat with them as they swam along side. Great pictures, but I only posted one here. Candice slept through this event, but I did try to get her up for it.
Over 400 ships called in the port of Lahaina in 1846 and the debauchery set in shortly after that. So, of course, there is a prison that was built in 1854 and we visited it today. They would bang on a drum every evening and that was the sign for all the sailors to get back on their boats for the night. Those who didn't got arrested along with the prostitution elements. We also caught a bus ride to Whaler's Village and saw the museum. They had brass knuckles made out of whale's teeth.
The Banyan tree that has 16 trunks was outstanding. It is 121 years old and the oldest in the US. It was a gift from India in 1873 marking the 50th anniversary of the missionaries.
Seems the author of Moby Dick, Herman Melville, slipped off his boat one night here in Lahaina and disappeared into the the shadows. He later went on to write his novel about whalers.
Catch you later!
Sandy
(Candice edit: These posts brought to you by Barnes & Noble. Thanks for the free wi-fi!)
We got all checked in on the boat and unpacked. These cabins are much swanky! Our window DOES have a view! Not just a view of the life boat.
We were medically screened as we got on the boat. Seems someone brought the Norvo virus on the ship from New York, so the boat has been scrubbed down and has probably never been cleaner. Every time you enter a food venue you get a squirt of Purrell. Of course I did a once over the entire cabin with good ol' soap and water on the door handles, phone, TV control, handles, etc. The cabin has now passed the Sandy test. No one seems to be sick, so I think they nipped it in the bud.
We were delayed leaving San Fran due to the fact that they could not locate a crew member. Let's hope they wait on us if need be! Passing under the Golden Gate Bridge was really neat. Something about ships that brings people out of the woodwork. Plenty of people waving to us from the bridge! Felt like we could have just reached up and touched them.
Well just as we had suspected, we are outliers on this boat. Some of these folks are old. I think I need to brush up on my CPR, if you know what I mean. Candice went to the under 30 get together yesterday and there was one other girl named Trisha there. Our DJ, Graham Cracker, hosted that party. He says when we pick up the Aussie's it will get wild since they advertised the trip as a pub crawl. We'll have to see if Graham Cracker has any Lady Gaga on hand. You know, shake things up a bit. The average age right now is 60 and the other day some couple in the elevator thought that Candice and I were some of the violinists on the boat.
We got a special invitation to the full world cruise dinner with the President and General Manager of Cunard Cruise Lines, Peter Shanks, and the Master and Senior Officers when we are in Melbourne, Australia on February 22nd. It is a black tie dinner starting at 7:00 p.m. and they are arranging the carriage for us. Oh those British, they can make transportation sound so glorious! Our itinerary stated that we were going to be leaving Melbourne at 6 p.m. but apparently they changed it to midnight to accommodate our dinner. It will be held at the National Gallery of Victoria. I had read that we would be getting a couple of special dinners but I had no idea they would be held off the boat! So THAT is something to look forward to. If the dinner lives up to the standards of the invitation, we are in for a BIG time!
Cunard has a museum on board and it's interesting to find out that the cruise line was inspired by Samuel Cunard who started delivering mail across the Atlantic 165 years ago. So, that means there is hope for the United States Postal Service! Can you imagine sailing the USPS? The first Cunard cruise had 450 passengers and 300 of them were millionaires and their staff. My how times have changed!
First day at sea was cold so I decided to get two loads of laundry done. Launderettes are on our floor, the fourth, through the eighth floor. I went down the hall three times and kept coming back to more people in there using three washers and three dryers. I guess everyone had the same idea. I decided I had to outwit this system and concluded that everyone below us was coming up to our floor to use the laundrette so, I needed to head up to the more expensive cabins on floor 8. i figured those people wouldn't be doing their own laundry. I was wrong and on top of that there are only two washers and dryers up on that floor. Cunard is thinking the same way I do. So, I finally got laundry going on the 8th floor and the 7th floor.
It's amazing who you can bump into doing laundry. I met a lady from Wales and she told me that she and her husband owned a boat that is docked in the Mediterranean. They spent the entire month of October in the Maldives and then sailed to Portugal, around to Spain and over to France. I also saw men ironing and doing laundry duty too! Wow, where have all the good men gone?
There is a web cam on the Cunard site, www.cunard.com click on Queen Victoria and you will see the link for the web cam. Won't see much while we are at sea but when we are dock you should be able to see something.
Got to listen to an Apollo 9 astronaut on Friday, Russell L. Schweickart. He was one of the first astronauts who tested the process of transferring astronauts in space from a lunar space craft to their command center. He also was in charge of and tested the solar panels in space for the Skylab station. One solar panel tore off when they lifted off and he said that was a 21 billion dollar mistake. Doesn't count like much today but back in the 70's that was the 'b' word. Now we're using the 't' word. Cunard has two or three lectures a day. So, it's vacation with a little bit of expanding your knowledge!
Going ashore on Lahaina today and will post some pictures.
Sandy
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